On the west coast dark was the night

the new year started so queer

people stayed home – all out of fright

no one went out for a beer

he took a vein from the heart of hell

and put it into his body

the devil screwed his mother as well

some chicks just love his brown study

Only one dish his menu shows –

– pure hatred that you can just touch

on a good day his face just glows

throws in his knack, wit just as much

there ain’t no blood – there ain’t no fun

as a supreme boxer once said

’74 – a year like none

Sammamish water became blood-red

bundy’s twisted dna

made a lot of people pay

Arrested twice – ran away twice

leadin’ this death race is what he likes

Aspen was cold, as cold as ice

killin’ ain’t fun when hunger strikes

when Lisa died the feeling was there

inside his soul venom would brew

sit back, relax, behold the chair

Ted, it’s your fate waitin’ for you

bundy’s twisted dna

made a lot of people pay

Sit back, relax, your game is through

mad Ted, your fate is waiting 4 U

sit back, relax, your game is through

mad Ted, your fate is waiting 4 U.^[1]